[It's an understatement to say he's stressed. Lucifer tends to thrive on being stressed, not because of the anxiety giving an extra boost of pressure, but because he thrives on success despite overwhelming odds, but even he's ready to call this overboard and ridiculous.]
[He'd ask Father what he did to deserve this, but he's obviously well aware there'd be no answer, just more chaos, as if that is the answer.]
[If there was ever an absolute living personification of "stress headache" it's currently Lucifer.]
[Nevertheless, better to ask him than let the world burn down just because you were scared. Probably.]
6. Demonus:
[Anyone who saw him earlier that day is probably not terribly surprised to see him drinking at this point.]
[He's doing his best to keep an eye on everyone, in case he needs to save himself yet more headaches, by jumping in and stopping worse things from happening -- but in general, he's kind of BARELY doing that. Anything short of actual murder, he's purposely ignoring.]
[Probably surprising to people is that Lucifer gets drunk really quickly, and he's very very cuddly when he's drunk. He has the bad habit of unplugging his router at home to cuddle it. That level of drunk. He leans his chin into his hand on the bar and orders a blue moon demonus, but at least he no longer looks like he's about to have an aneurysm? Just really out of it.]
[Maybe now is a better time to ask for something?]
7. Plastic peacocks and Hangovers Don't Mix
[Lucifer stares dumbfounded at the peacocks littering the RAD courtyard like a flock of plastic flamingo lawn sins.]
[Why?]
[Why does he even WONDER why? It could be a prank by the anti-Lucifer League, or just literally rained from the chaos storm. It doesn't matter why or how. It just IS.]
[Can he ignore them and get to class like they aren't even there?]
[Alas... he cannot.]
[He just tries to move them aside so the doors are unobstructed, and if he didn't already know any prayer would be unanswered, or backfire, he'd wish no one could see this.]
How the blazes is the sky too bright without even a sun? [Melting them down even if Diavolo gets mad and the chaos worsens is looking like a good tradeoff by the second.]
[If he melts them all down into a plastic goo puddle on the courtyard steps, 1) will it make the magic storm worse? 2) will Lord Diavolo get mad at him? 3) is it falling into some sort of worse trap??!]
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Lucifer Morningstar | Obey Me | OTA
Date: 2026-01-07 05:31 am (UTC)[It's an understatement to say he's stressed. Lucifer tends to thrive on being stressed, not because of the anxiety giving an extra boost of pressure, but because he thrives on success despite overwhelming odds, but even he's ready to call this overboard and ridiculous.]
[He'd ask Father what he did to deserve this, but he's obviously well aware there'd be no answer, just more chaos, as if that is the answer.]
[If there was ever an absolute living personification of "stress headache" it's currently Lucifer.]
[Nevertheless, better to ask him than let the world burn down just because you were scared. Probably.]
6. Demonus:
[Anyone who saw him earlier that day is probably not terribly surprised to see him drinking at this point.]
[He's doing his best to keep an eye on everyone, in case he needs to save himself yet more headaches, by jumping in and stopping worse things from happening -- but in general, he's kind of BARELY doing that. Anything short of actual murder, he's purposely ignoring.]
[Probably surprising to people is that Lucifer gets drunk really quickly, and he's very very cuddly when he's drunk. He has the bad habit of unplugging his router at home to cuddle it. That level of drunk. He leans his chin into his hand on the bar and orders a blue moon demonus, but at least he no longer looks like he's about to have an aneurysm? Just really out of it.]
[Maybe now is a better time to ask for something?]
7. Plastic peacocks and Hangovers Don't Mix
[Lucifer stares dumbfounded at the peacocks littering the RAD courtyard like a flock of plastic flamingo lawn sins.]
[Why?]
[Why does he even WONDER why? It could be a prank by the anti-Lucifer League, or just literally rained from the chaos storm. It doesn't matter why or how. It just IS.]
[Can he ignore them and get to class like they aren't even there?]
[Alas... he cannot.]
[He just tries to move them aside so the doors are unobstructed, and if he didn't already know any prayer would be unanswered, or backfire, he'd wish no one could see this.]
How the blazes is the sky too bright without even a sun? [Melting them down even if Diavolo gets mad and the chaos worsens is looking like a good tradeoff by the second.]
[If he melts them all down into a plastic goo puddle on the courtyard steps, 1) will it make the magic storm worse? 2) will Lord Diavolo get mad at him? 3) is it falling into some sort of worse trap??!]